This funny greeting card reads:
Outside: I bought a free-range chicken. You know, the kind that runs free and gets pampered like a family pet, right up until the day they kill it.
Inside: It tasted surprised.
5.38”H x 4.25”W
Kraft paper envelope
Printed in the good ol’ USA with soy inks on FSC®-certified, 100% post-consumer recycled paper.